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Velvet was a black cat with the softest fur ever.
Velvet never hissed and gave love unconditionally.
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When a politician says something stupid that offends people and gets a lot of bad press.
Especially when a man says something stupid about women.
During a U.S. Senate Race in Missouri, Todd Akin had an AKIN MOMENT when he said
that the female body can prevent pregnancy after a legitimate rape.
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A strategy board game that is a variation of Gomoku. Pente was invented in 1977 on checkerboard table cloths at a Pizza parlor in Stillwater, Oklahoma called the Hideaway. The object is to place 5 stones in a row or capture 5 pairs of your opponents stones.
While waiting for my pizza I learned how to play Pente. Thirty years later I still have not mastered it.
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The Neustadt International Prize for Literature is a biennial award for literature sponsored by the University of Oklahoma and its international literary publication, World Literature Today. It is widely considered to be the most prestigious international literary prize after the Nobel Prize in Literature.
Harvard was so pissed off that OU produced the Neustadt International Prize for Literature and they didn't.
Plus, OU still has a better football team.
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An often used expression from the Regular Show used as an affirmative statement and
also as a sarcastic way of saying "I told you so" or "You are ignorant".
After blocking a death punch from Rigby, Mordecai said
"Hmmm. Hmmm. You are never going to beat me at punchies!"
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What Republicans call political cost/benefit analysis. If a politician avoids political calculus on a policy or prospective bill or movement,
it means that it is unpopular. If a politician embraces political calculus, it means that it is popular.
Marco Rubio said he avoided political calculus on immigration reform because he knew his party was against it but thought the country
was for it. Double think!
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The Ayatula of Ashtabula is a mystical snow deity from the Great Lakes snow belt who can create or halt snowfall.
He frequently assumes human form as a virgin nerd. The Ayatula of Ashtabula is full of power and is not to be messed with.
The Ayatula of Ashtabula caused a freak blizzard on the East Coast in October.
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