Canada's History

1) An act of sexual deviance too despicable to be explained to a virgin or anyone over the age of 37, involving moose antlers, a jug of maple syrup, the Stanley Cup, and an occasional Hot Pocket.

2) In south California, the act of dripping freshly cooked Hot Pocket contents onto the reproductive organs of a marmot.

Hey Mr. Pitt, is it true that you and your wife performed Canada's History to the seductive sounds of Boxcar Willie?

Yes, but the marmot didn't make it.

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