Get Fried

Similar in meaning to "Get roasted", Get Fried is another phrase you say once someone has been made fun of.

The gap between your front teeth is wider than the Grand Canyon!
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Get Fried boi!

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Get Minced

Similar in meaning to get roasted and is a fun and obsessive way to say it.

"The color on my shirt is brighter than your future"
"Ooooohhh! Get minced!"

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Holographic Child

An alien pencil case from an unknown location. Usually consists of a prismacolour/holographic texture and insides made of pens, pencils, glues, highlighters, etc.

The Holographic Child belongs to Jesus and came when he descended from heaven.

quickmud

Quickmud is like quicksand, but has a noticeably darker, wetter surface - resembling a pool of mud. If one happens to fall into quickmud, they will quickly sink down! One can also sink to various depths in quickmud - and on rare occasions - people can get completely sucked under!

Boy 1: *falls into quickmud, up to his waist* Ah crap! I'm sinking in quickmud!
Boy 2: So what? Everyone knows you can't drown in quicksand.
Boy 1: But this isn't quicksand, it's quickmud!!
*Boy 1 continues to sink, now up to his neck*
Boy 1: No! Help me, please! I'm sinki--!

*Blub blub blub blblbblb...pff pff splat!*

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Shdoopid

It's the same as "Stupid" but is 20% cooler

What's a spoon?
Wow, you really are shdoopid.

Get incinerated

A pretty funny and exaggerated term to use instead of "get roasted"
"Incinerated" derives from the word "incineration" - to get burned up (like how "roasted" means cooked)

Person 1: "Dude whatever your cooking looks more burnt than my grandma - and she died in a bombing!"
Person 2: "Oh-oh-oh-OH NO HE DIDN'T! Get incinerated!!!

Fruit Cake

A term used for being offensive, insulting them by calling them a fruit cake in a rude way whilst arguing.

It can also be used as a very nice term, by slowly calling the love of your life a fruit cake, you could start to win them over. They are both as sweet as each other.

Shut up! You don't know nothing about this!
Why don't you shut up you fruit cake!

Aww, my fruit cake, how are you feeling?