Human Warehouse

Nursing or retirement home. Any place where people reside in numbers while waiting for the end of life.

I need to go see my grandma at the human warehouse.

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Penis Grease

Any kind of low budget alcohol drank out of desperation at a party after all the good booze is gone.

Mark: Any beer left?
Janet: No, but I think there is a couple of bottles of penis grease upstairs in the pantry

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Capitol Dog

A band in the midwest created by a musician from Seattle.

Hey, I went onto Garageband.com the other day and found a cool sounding band named Capitol Dog. Their music is diverse and rocks almost like alternative. Capitol Dog

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Quilled Out

A person who is highly stressed out.

1. Worked sucked today, my boss got me all quilled out about the project deadline.
2. I talked to steve today and he is all quilled out because his girlfriend wrecked his car.

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