japattack

Being backstabbed by a co-worker at the office, causing irreparable damage to one's career.

I've just been fired, because my sonofabitch coworker japattacked me in a peer performance review.

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Well fizzle my nizzle

A phrase used to describe a post-japattack event at the office. This phrase shall only be used when one is surprised or dumbfounded by the event.

Well fizzle my nizzle, my best friend Bobby just laid a japattack on me to get ahead in the company.

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Ball State

A large mediocre university in Muncie, Indiana known for several things including:
-A world class telecommunications program.
-A top twenty architecture program.
-Really cute hoosier co-eds.
-Incredible street parties.
-Occasional men's basketball prowess.
-The alma mater of David Letterman.
-A student body who has a really good time despite being located in one of the most depressing declining cities (see funcie) in the midwest.
-In the same athletic conference as Kent State

Man, I feel like spending 4-5 years of my late teens and early twenties having a good time; I think I'll apply to Ball State.

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Ball State

A large mediocre university in Muncie, Indiana known for several things including:
-A world class telecommunications program.
-A top twenty architecture program.
-Really cute hoosier co-eds.
-Incredible street parties.
-Occasional men's basketball prowess.
-The alma mater of David Letterman.
-A student body who has a really good time despite being located in one of the most depressing declining cities (see funcie) in the midwest.
-In the same athletic conference as Kent State

Man, I feel like spending 4-5 years of my late teens and early twenties having a good time; I think I'll apply to Ball State.

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