Johnny Chapel-Seed

The act of sexual intercourse in a church or other religious building.

Karen let's skip out on mass, I could really go for another Johnny Chapel-Seed in the back room.

Make out gum

Chewing gum with such a fiery intensity, a potent rush of freshness surges through the nasal passage preparing one for a, hopefully, not so brief intimant encounter.

Why did I eat all of these delicious onions before going to the bar?? Oh wait, I'll just chew this make out gum to mask the smell.