Thumper

N.) A Sassy Fat person. Usually very large and eats out a lot. They have a hardass energy and think they’re perfectly fine the way they are. Most likely found in Chinese buffets.

Nowie: oh my god, look at that fucking whale..
Lxcid: nah, bro that’s a damn thumper, fam.
Nowie: mofos smell.

testicular rhino

When a male lays his lover down with rectum aiming upwards as the male runs the belly flops aiming his testicles and dick forward trying to make them into the hole.

Billy: hey how was sex last night?
John: well it hurt I pulled a testicular rhino
Billy: ouch!

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