Commversation

It's when you have a conversation through comments(on Myspace), wall posts(Facebook), or something of the kind.

A combination of comment and conversation.

Tends to be very slow, and very open, as anyone can see them.

These conversations can last for weeks, as you don't tend to answer immediately.

Here's a recent commversation between me and a friend John:

JOHN said on 5-1-01: HEY man, how's it going? haven't heard from you in a while!

YOU said on 5-2-01: not too shabby. Yourself?

JOHN said on 5-5-01: Just got home from the girlfriends. almost seven months together bro. Scary.

olsteen

Having someone over for sex, but kicking then out instead of letting them spend the night

"Dude, she even had a toothbrush in her bag!"
"What did you do?"
"Olsteened her. Kicked her ass to the curb."

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Devil's Dutch Oven

Farting whilst in the shower with your significant other.

"Oh man, my wife is so mad at me. I gave her a devil's dutch oven in the shower last night and she threatened to divorce me."