Snide Rump

Noun
(From the latin Snideous Rumpous Horrendous)

1. A sub-standard or disappointing sexual performance.

2. A person with a know history of sub-standard or disappointing sexual performance.

The girl was a poorly experienced bunk up, much akin to a sack of spuds. Failing to participate to a satisfactory level, she was under par in the beauty department, had a fell tounge and her boat race was just fuckin retarded. All in all, a real snide rump.

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Super Rump

Noun
(From the Latin Maximus Rumpous Tremendous)

1. An attractive female possessing exceptional sexual performance or stamina.

2. The antithesis of the Snide Rump

Megan Fox is the super rump.