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When a man lies on his stomach and the girl humps the back of his head, while giving him a rim job.
The back of my head is almost bald after that Polish 69.
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To take a dump in the tank part of a toilet. Usually done as a sick prank or a means of revenge
John totally dissed me so I went to his bathroom and Put One Up Top!!!
An odor disguising feminine product that briefly masks the scent of bad pussy.
Damn Ms. Walleye, you need a Clit Tac!
A driving term for an offensive lane change where a driver puts their car into a space where it doesnât fit but their coming over anyway.
I was just in Chicago last weekend and three drivers pulled a Chicago Shoehorn on me. I had to yield or get in a wreck.
When a woman wipes back to front, setting the stage for a world class yeast infection as well as a lowered social level.
Hey, I went to go down on Amy and was so grossed out by her Shitty Kitty!
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A supercharged gay sex session, complete with every foreplay technique and sexual position two guys can think of, all performed in a gay-as -theater backdrop of Madonna music, old movie starlet posters and a faint scent of jasmine.
Guy 1. Hey Gary, what did you do this weekend?
Guy 2. I had a two day romp with a super buff bottom named Chip! We were totally Fagginâ Out!!
When something relevant is also a very big deal!
When you start dating someone, letting them know that you have AIDS is very Relephant!