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When you take the time to carefully place a sanitary toilet seat liner and the automatic flush sucks it down before you sit.
"Sorry I took so long but I had another premature saniliner flush."
When the sanitary toilet seat liner sticks to your butt as you get up from the toilet seat.
"That clingy saniliner irritated the crap out of me."
The left, right, front and back wiggle you do on the toilet seat to keep the sanitary toilet seat liner from sticking to your butt when you get up from the toilet seat.
I did the saniliner wiggle and the damn paper still stuck to my ass.