cotton

used to discribe a once good looking person thats become unattractive, or that someone's appearance has deteriorated. (misusing the word cotton in place of caught; impling that age, drugs, hard living, partying, etc. have 'caught up' with a person's looks

Amy used to be so hot but after having two kids and sitting on her ass all day, now she just cotton

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Q.P.S.

'quality parking space' :any front row parking lot space or curb spot, close to or directly in front of a bar or club. also known as rockstar parking

It was so close to the front door of the store i thought it was a handicapped parking space, but it turned out to be a Q.P.S.

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