glovepoor

(adjective) The state of having so little money that one cannot afford to buy gloves.

“The money was both nominal and yet crucial for a starving artist such as she, mere notches above fully glovepoor.”

yaccarino

1) (noun) A person who goes on and on with little regard to how interesting they really are.

2) (noun) A lengthy conversation that is ultimately of little import.

1) “I got cornered by a real yaccarino at the party. It was so bad I considered chewing my arm off to escape.”

2) “You didn’t miss much: we opened a couple of bottles of white and had ourselves a real yaccarino.”