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Utada Hikaru

Has-been in J-Pop, and through her #161 Billboard "debut" (it's actually her 2nd album in America), a never-was in America. Grew up in New York because her father's dream as a producer was to produce a hit Japanese act in America. Looks like he has to keep dreaming.

I'm breezy? WTF?

She failed as "Utada Hikaru" and failed in her "2nd debut" as "Utada". What's daddy gonna do next? Debut her again as "Hikaru"?

by R. Kemp January 25, 2005

69๐Ÿ‘ 222๐Ÿ‘Ž


asian women

Something the webmasters on UD have an obvious fetish for considering one shows up in about 95% of their front page photos.

UD's got yellow fever! Not that there's anything wrong with that.

by R. Kemp April 24, 2005

484๐Ÿ‘ 374๐Ÿ‘Ž


Condolezza Rice

Dubya's slave whore. Commonly known as a nigger bitch.

Hey Condie, you missed a spot on your chin there and you shouldn't talk with your mouth full of Dubya Dick.

by R. Kemp February 12, 2005

67๐Ÿ‘ 76๐Ÿ‘Ž


yellow fever

An affliction the webmasters at Urban Dictionary seem to have an acute case of. Reload their front page 10 times, and I bet a different asian girl pops up 9 times.

Obsess much, guys? Your yellow fever has infected nearly the entire site

by R. Kemp October 3, 2005

967๐Ÿ‘ 446๐Ÿ‘Ž


American Card

Similar to the race card, this has been a phenomena in the 2004 Olympic Games in Athens used by non-U.S. athletes or by fans of non-U.S. teams as to why an American wins a gold medal or why an American finishes above another country's athlete. The claim is that the IOC is in collusion with the U.S. teams and predetermines results when the truth is that after the 2002 scandals in Salt Lake, the IOC is very anti-American at this point. It serves a double purpose:

1) To justify a loss from an athlete.

2) To voice anti-American sentiment had by athletes, staff, and fans since before the games began.

Prime example: Svetlana Khorkina says the reason she didn't win the All-Around was because she wasn't American.

Another example: S. Koreans are attacking Americans for the scoring error more than the judges that committed the error. Where were they when judges from France and Russia were in collusion to guarantee their skaters gold medals?

by R. Kemp August 24, 2004

27๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


Rearranging the deck chairs on the titanic

This is a situation when someone tries to futilly reform the way things are done in a failing system.

The consolidation of domestic agency intelligence under the banner of "Homeland Security" is nothing more than Rearranging the Deck Chairs on the Titanic.

by R. Kemp December 13, 2004

393๐Ÿ‘ 106๐Ÿ‘Ž


wife

The name of someone that is on a vendetta to make you regret ever choosing her as a partner.

I work a 12 hour day, do chores, and play with the kids, but I still catch hell from the wife when I pop open a can of beer and watch the game.

by R. Kemp June 27, 2005

590๐Ÿ‘ 455๐Ÿ‘Ž