Bitch-Binge

A bitch-binge is considered to be a period of excessive use of (or over-indulgence in) bitches. The bitch-binge is characterised by cycles of frazmodic and self detrimental copulation with a "bitch", usually a female human distinguishable by her loud agitating noises, leering face and bordering offensive existence.

A bitch-binge may consist of one or many bitches, but is only a binge when its indulgence generates opportunity cost enough to render regret.

eg: "John is lugubrious as he faces a challenging decision between fishing for Whiting, or indulging in his self-deprecating bitch-binge with Taleena. What will John do?"