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Nej

A blobbly like substance that will evolve and become a living organism, but only once every 56 years when a Frenchman approximately 29 years of age will make love to a fat flap while under a curse.
It will differ in gender but most known "Nej's" found appear to be female but know one has ventured deep enough to determine if it truly is a female or a cross-breed.
Has a known appetite for literally anything edible or inedible and will store food it its creases to hold out for the long winter ahead

Oh my god! look....its a nej!

stop storing food like a nej

by R.E.K.T2015 April 22, 2011

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Kymm

A Kymm is a unique creature with out standing beauty that radiates from every part of its body. Not to be confused with the name for people Kim or even Kym. This "Kymm" has only been seen under a star lit night usually in the month of September around the 19th to the 29th. if you are lucky enough to encounter a Kymm you will instantly black out from such beauty. Only a few reports of a Kymm have been found but rumours have it that once seen this majestic creature described as Mythical thing of beauty much like a unicorn with cascading yellow hair will cause your breath to vanish an ur heart to stop, but only as you make eye contact.

Oh my god...i think i just saw a Kymm...for a second i couldnt breathe.
What happened to you?? you jus passed out! I think i saw a Kymm.

by R.E.K.T2015 April 25, 2012