droopy drawers

effects of a pants sander, occurs when sand and other oceanic debris embeds itself in ones drawers

john was recently caught in a ghastly pants sander causing him to experience the torment known as droopy drawers. poor john is now going chafe like non other.

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pants sander

a wave in the ocean that breaks too close to the shore leaving you with an abundance of sand in your bathing garments. particularly common while the tide is coming in and/or after a storm has eroded large portion or the beach. if not addressed IMMEDIATELY, pants sanders can cause extreme irritation and often cause a mild rash. see droopy drawers

john was caught up in a real pants sander. now he has droopy drawersand feels the beginings of what could become quite some rash.

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