R.P. Shizzle

thee untouchable 2nd cuming of jesus.
Rpshizzle stands for (Real Pimp shizzle), shizzle is a catch phrase he says every time his dick slides in sum pussa “Shizzle shizzle shizzle shizzle shizzle bang biatch”
Legend has it he wears a long ass box top hair cut and flying saucers phenomenon sightings all these years were rpshizzles bigasscock and he has been fighting for the dawn of time molly wopping meteors away from earff. There were accounts of judgement day actually being the gentrification of the entire globe cock blocking all males to root out da reel pimps in the forgotten and lost scriptures. Theres literally nothing rpshizzle can’t do expect not having a infinitely large dick.

blackguy1: NIGGA MUTHA FUCKA SHIEEEEET I SAW UH BIG AYUSS TOOTSIE ROLL SHOOT THROUGH THA SKY AN SHIEET
blackguy2: DAS DAT BULL R.P. SHIZZLE