Emily

A complete and utter idiot... in a loveable way.
Often has a strange infatuations with virtual characters, such as those from animes and games, or over actors, especially Benedict Cumberbatch and David Tennant, who she wishes to give a hug.
Often creates odd words.
Adores cheese.
Sees fruit as her children.
Very funny.
A fabulous friend :)

Emily: *falls over*
People: lol Emily lol

Emily: I am going to marry Professor Layton.
Person: Good luck with that...

Emily: I want to do strange things to Benedict Cumberbatch's cheekbones.
Person: Hmm...

Emily: If you could choose any celebrity to give a hug, who would it be?
Person: Hmm, well I think I'd-
Emily: Ok idgaf but I'd hug Davey T and Benny C

Emily: SHRIMPDICKFUCKNUGGET!

Person: What are you looking forward to, Emily?
Emily: Well, I'm excited for this weekend. I have five different types of cheese in my fridge.
Person: ...

Person: Was your teenage pregnancy hard? I heard you gave birth on a bus...
Emily: It was chill, I ate my baby straight after #keenkid

Emily: Eyyyyyyyy

Person 1: Emily is so weird
Person 2: But we all love her!

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