Grand Theft Autosis

A period of time after playing Grand Theft Auto when it appears brighter outside than it was before you entered your house or apartment. Side Affects include: Watery Eyes, Inability to Walk Properly, Slipping on walkways and legs hurting

Person 1: Why is it so bright outside, its bad enough my legs hurt but it feels like my feet are slipping out from under me.

Person 2: I think you may have a case of Grand Theft Autosis, you might want to consult a doctor

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