Smell yer Maw

1. Catchphrase adopted by the Quebec Top Shaggers

Jim's the definition of a VL ......Jim replies "SMELL YER MAW"

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Throbber

That one person on a shift that doesn't pull their weight. Falls asleep on the job, thinks they talk a good game but really they're full of shite

"Did you see Josh falling asleep twice in the van?

Aye mate the guy's a total throbber"

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A Barry

1. When a male of advanced years attends to a public house or discotheque with the purposes of reclaiming the days of his youth by making moves on a female, young enough to his their daughter

Did you see that lassie that Jambo left with?

Aye mate he's pulled a Barry on her

VL

1. Derogatory term

2. When you go to Edinburgh on a stag do and fail to go the stripper

Jim went on a stag do at the weekend to Edinburgh, but didn't go to the strippers, he's the definition of a VL

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Sockmaster

1. A person, usually a male who uses a sock, normally a preferred favourite one, as a sheath over his erect penis to masturbate into. Said sock will gather any semen and thereafter be placed back in the bottom drawer or under the bed.

2. Someone who has chosen the profession of and mastered the art of sock making.

Bob sits at home and wanks into his socks, Bob is a Sockmaster