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Mackerting

Mackerting is the art of wearing a shirt one size too small. While more often then not this shirt will be collarless and will feature a v-shaped neck, Mackerting is not limited to v-necks. It is possible to Mackert in any type of shirt including, but not limited to: t-shirts, polos, button-downs, soccer shirts, basketball jerseys, and henleys.

Dude, is Jake juicing? His arms got huge overnight.
Naw, bro, he's just Mackerting; it's an optical illusion.

by RADa5AURU5 December 10, 2010


Shaheening

When someone wears pajama-pants at any location other than their home, especially when that place isn't Walmart, and shows no realization of how inappropriately under-dressed they are.

While bedhead is not required for one to be shaheening, unkempt hair is a common accessory for the shaneening individual; as is an overall lack of shame.

Fella #1: Dude, he looks like he literally just got out of bed, pissed, shook once tops, and came to class.

Fella #2:Maybe those are scrubs.

Fella #1:They're fleece and have Angry Birds on them.

Fella #2:Word. He's shaheening, hard.

Fella #1:Wait, did he really just march in with five minutes left, walk straight to the front of the room mid-lecture, and sign the roll?

Fella #2: Totes.

Fella #1: No shame.

by RADa5AURU5 December 18, 2011

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Boofalo

Someone who enjoys administering or receiving drugs anally through a straw.

These patrons of the boofing arts see no stigma in the act and openly encourage others to partake. They are especially fond of collecting boof v-cards.

Although often associated with wooks, boofalos are all around us.

For unknown reasons, boofalos insist on using only green straws.

Hey, can I get a bump from you? “Only if you boof it.” I’m not a boofalo. “Don’t knock it till you try it.

by RADa5AURU5 October 10, 2018

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