ZQFMGB

A worm found in New Guinea.

Hobbes: "ZQFMGB" isn't a word! It doesn't even have a vowel!

Calvin: It is so a word. It's a worm found in New Guinea. Everbody knows that!

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brown rag doll

A turd found in a urinal.

Person 1: Man, all four urinals had fat brown rag dolls, so I had to use a stall.

Person 2: Yeah, I made all four of those.

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