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Niklas

Name used by a male primate appertaining to the family Hominidae and the species Homo Sapiens. He possesses exceptional features, both intellectual and physical — different from the vast majority of his kind. He is highly competitive, with a tendency to be extraordinary at everything he does. He is remarkably neat, well-behaved, witty, and sharp. He has an impeccable sense of aesthetics. Although he might present an obsessive-compulsive personality, it usually enhances his appeal. Physically, he is uncommonly good-looking and provocative. He presents a conspicuously high libido with a leaning to have copious sexual partners — sometimes even simultaneously. His sense of objectivity and pragmatism makes him a good problem solver. In the emotional realm, is a giver — although he says otherwise. He is gentle, generous, thoughtful, confident, and very introspective. He does not like confrontation. If someone is of his affection, he will try his best to be there.

All these characteristics make this peculiar species the best acquaintance ever, the best lover, the best friend, and for homo sapiens of his kind, the best boyfriend/husband.

I wanted to go to the movies with Niklas but he did not wait for me.

Niklas loves cakes, so I will bake one for him.

by RAL dictionary March 11, 2022