Scheme

As used by Neil.See Neil.

It's a scheme we do. Yes and if you could just sort out the colour scheme.

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CN

Chem symbol for cyanide

You can get away with murder from taking CN pills- all it costs is some cash and your life.

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sheddly

Something that is good and well liked by the shed. e.g Not cooper.

Sheeves are not very sheddly.
In fact they're unsheddly.

whigger

Simply another classificatin used to support Elitism and other such BS that runs contrary to progress.

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proper banged

As used by Chavs who were recently arrested for driving and want to give you £50 to take their car back to Northfield.

I'm proper banged mate! Can yow drive?

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Dec

He who likes it more than one way.
Can be put into any number of amusing situations. Drives the decmobile.

Oh no backs to the wall lads. It's Dec!

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Car fucker

Someone who finds sexual pleasure with cars whether it be-
1)fucking the exhaust pipe,
2)feeling da vibes of da engine, or 3)simply a person who is too cheap to buy car lube so he uses his cum instead.
4)Masturbating over a car (over under)

Any of your friends car fuckers- it's a victimless crime but theyz prob so fucked up dat they need sum yrz of therapy.

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