fudge crack

the synonym for, what's otherwise known as your ass/butt/bum cleavage.

"hey jimmy, for heaven's sake dude, plz pull up your pants man. everyone can see your fudge crack when you bend over like that"!!!!!

unfortuna

THE TERM USED TO DESCRIBE THE ATROCIOUS SMELL AND/OR TASTE OF A NEWLY OPENED CAN OF TUNA.

"THIS TIN IS WITHOUT-A-DOUBT, 100% FILLED-TO-THE-BRIM, WITH THE SORRIEST EXCUSE OF UNFORTUNA EVER TO MAKE ITS WAY FROM THE OCEAN TO MY ORAL ORIFICE"!