Turkish slippers

When a girl wraps her feet in sandpaper and gives a guy a footjob. Similar to a "turkish towel."

Oh yea? Your lady wearing the Turkish slippers again?

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Sled Marks

When you do a poor job of wiping, but instead of a single poo line in your underwear (i.e. skid marks), you end up with two parallel lines.

"Oh man, I need to do a better job of wiping, there are sled marks everywhere!)

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