Dinasaurus

A word chomping, grammar stomping, prehistoric writing rebel. Don’t pick a bone with this fierce queen. You’ll get jurasskicked. Her wit has bite and her words will smite. If you ever have the honor of calling her friend, she will tyrannosaurus wreck your world with her badassery. True to the core, loyal at heart, she is dino-mite!

Jezebel: OMG I so wish I was friends with Dinasaurus!

Anakin: (head chomped off)

Danq

A word wielding badass who can captivate even an audience of lethargic corgis with his action-packed tales of fantasy. Comedy is his middle name, gnome slaying is his game. He’s more than just a friend, he’s the best FBFF anyone could ever ask for.

Gnome 1: Have you ever heard of the one they call Danq?

Gnome 2: Yup! Bastard took out a whole village right there in that garden bed. Oh the gnomanity!

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