search engine

Seach engine, v.
What a blonde does to find where to put oil in her vehicle.

Blonde: "How do I find where to put oil in my car?"

Mechanic: "You go other end of vehicle where you hear noise, lift panel and search engine."

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phlog

Phlog, n.
A phony, phactless, phavoritisn-philled so-called news outlet, i.e., phoxnews

Phoxnews is a phlog peopled by phuckheads such as swill o'reilly

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natch

How someone with a cold or no front teeth describes a pussy.

"Man, she had a tight 'natch."

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cornball

Cornball, v. To have sex with someone from Nebraska.

Hey, you're a husker from Nebraska.
Wanna cornball?

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folex

A reply to a question given by a black guy.

When asked for whom he's buying a gift, the black guy said,
"It be fo Lex."

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Prayer

prayer, n.
The resulting comination of desperation and superstition used by those without the mental capacity to think their own way through something.

"I'm too confused and unable to think for myself and solve this problem so, I think I'll use prayer."

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72

the scumbag bushidiot's IQ

g w bushidiot took an IQ test and cheated.
He was able to show a higher than actual score of 72.

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