pseudo-sophisticated

Sort of the Dunning–Kruger effect as applied to sophistication. A cognitive bias that individuals with somewhat limited cultural or worldly experience overestimate their own sophistication. A smug attitude as related to elegance, good taste, and sensibilities by someone who thinks they are all these things, but in fact are not. A "put on" or show of sophistication by someone who in fact lacks sophistication.

Jim, who bragged about being a collector of fine art, stated that Thomas Kinkade was his favorite artist, thus exposing that he was pseudo-sophisticated when is came to art.

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Bootlicker

Someone who fawns over or blindly worships authority figures. Pudgey, white, male. Indications of a Bootlicker are things such as thin blue line bumper stickers, wannabe "tactical" everyday clothing, clean cut goatee, and a Karen wife or girlfriend. Probably have never served or done any kind of real public service, but maybe works at a jail, was a volunteer firefighter for a year 10 years ago, or worked as a security guard somewhere lame for a summer job.

Kyle the bootlicker brought a few dozen donuts to take by the police department to thank them for their service.

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fake-ugly

A person who at first is perceived as not particularity attractive (though definitely not ugly) who becomes very appealing, incredibly sexy, and off the charts charismatic once you get to know them. This is in part because the fake-ugly person has considerable traits that make them attractive; the way they move or dress; they're cultured, romantic, intelligent; they 're confident, casual, nonchalant.

I didn't even notice him when he came in the room, but he must be fake-ugly, because now I can't take my eyes off him.

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all juice no seeds

The term used when a man has had a vasectomy.

Her: "I don't want to get pregnant..."
Him: "Don't worry, I'm all juice no seeds baby."

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