FIM

Fist in Mouth Material--FIM, the action of placing your entire fist in your mouth to prevent uncontrollable spasms of laughter.

Girl on the beach: Have you ever smoked mothballs.
Kevin: Not so much
Girl: I like your hair, not that it means anything, you have a gorgeous face, not that it means anything, and you're all like "Feck off" not that it means anything, I mean, not that it means anything...
Reid: FIM!!!
Kevin: places fist in mouth

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the reid

reid a lil boy you sits in his room and masterbates all day long with his lube jar

reid

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we need to talk

The four worst words in the english language. Either that or "whose bra is this?"

Woman: David, we need to talk.
Dave: FUCK!

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led zeppelin

Undoubtably the most influential rock band of all time, if not the most influential of all genres. It's just sad that people give them so much credit... because they weren't terribly original. Led Zeppelin I doens't have a single song which isn't influenced by another band/person. Page copped lyrics and riffs from many poor blues artists without giving them proper credit. In fact, they've been sued several times for it.

This includes, but is not limited to the following:
Rock 'n Roll, Black Mountainside, When the Levee Breaks, Custard Pie, Hats Off to Harper, How Many More Times, Bring It On Home, Whole Lotta Love, Babe I'm Gonna Leave You, Nobody's Fault But Mine, In My Time of Dying, Moby Dick, Lemon Song, Boogie with Stu, Stairway to Heaven (yes, they lifted the beginning chords and the progression pattern), White Summer, Since I've Been Loving You, Dazed and Confused, Communication Breakdown.

They did have some original tunes which were good, but they need to give credit where credit is due, like to Willie Dixon or other poor blues artists of the 50s.

search google for "led zeppelin influences"

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sole

A member of anticon whose Bottle of Humans became an instant underground classic. This record is unappreciated by some and they feel like an MC HAS to ryhme. That's right, sole doesn't ryhme, so fuck off.

the rapper

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piss flap

vaginal lip

Hey baby let me lick dem piss flaps.

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smoof

An action made between close friends where one person, the smoofer, runs towards the other person, the smoofee, and glomps (tackle-hugs) them. The smoofer then proceeds to cuddle and kiss the smoofee. It's great fun. =D

Kara runs up to John and puts his arms around him before kissing him, a true smoof!

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