solid

Solid, also known as 'hash' or 'rocky,' is cannabis resin (not the green stuff) and isn't so great in comparason, but hey, it's better than nothing.

Apparently, there are some dangers with solid; sometimes it's mixed with camel crap (not so bad) but sometimes it can be mixed with oil to give you cancer that bit more quickly.

Guy 1: "What the fuck? We havn't got enough for an eighth of weed..."
Guy 2: "Should we save it for next time or pick up some solid instead?"
Guy 1: "Pick up, pick up!"
Guy 2: "Agreed."

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tulip

A tulip is a special type of joint which looks like a regular joint with a sack of marijuana on the end of it, which is made by sticking four rolling papers together in a large rectangle, placing an ample amount of weed in the centre, licking the edges and attaching it to the main shaft. I think. Hell I can roll but I can't roll these little bastards. Effects are very potent, and a tulip lasts a long time.

Be warned, though, if you've got a roller who is crap and/or stoned, there is a possible risk of the fucker spilling the entire thing on the floor.

Guy 1: "How mcuh weed we got left?"
Guy 2: "Quite a bit."
Guy 1: "Enough for... a tulip?"
Guy 2: "Hell yeah!"

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hotbox

A hotbox is an air-tight room or vehicle that contains one or more pot-smokers smoking one or more joints. The exhaled smoke and the smoke coming from the joint, unable to escape, circulates and thus is breathed in and is not wasted. Smokers in a hotbox may find themselves totally fucked beyond the point of speech after about 30 minutes. Hotboxing is an event that requires some amount of planning, but ensures optimal weed usage.

Guy 1: "Dude, my parents are on hliday and we're gonna hotbox my bathroom!!"
Guy 2: "SWEEET!"

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super-cained

'Super-cained' occurs to people smoking excessive amounts of pot. It is quite an intense high, as one will find oneself getting sucked into the centre of the earth. It's more intense than 'mashed,' much for intense than 'cained' and far more intense than just a 'high.'

"I... thiiiiiink I may be super-cained... AAAAARrrr!!"

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pick up

The process which entails meeting a dealer in a (usually) prearranged place, and purchasing--'picking up'--your dope.

Guy 1: "Oi, where an' when we goin' to pick up?"
Guy 2: "We're on our way to the kebab van right now to pick up you twat."
Guy 1: "Yaaaaaaay!"

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smoke up

To tell someone to 'smoke up' is asking them to hurry up with the joint when they're taking fucking ages with their tokes.

Guy 1: "Is this your 3rd toke?"
Guy 2: "Nah, 2nd."
Guy 1: "Smoke the fuck up, then!"

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Milking the chamber

When toking from a bong, one must hold a lit lighter to the end of the chalice, put his mouth to the opening at the top of the bong and breath in to draw the smoke up and into the chamber. The process is referred to as 'milking the chamber.' Once the chamber has been milked appropriately, the toker takes his thump from the rush hole and breathes in HARD, sucking up a sweet blend of air and smoke which may give him a harsh headrush.

"Dude, you milked that chamber nicely, now take yo' thumb off the rush hole and BREATHE IT!!"