Cranos

How global warming fucking exists. A type of species that roam the land with coconut looking spikey hair.

Pat: yo I’ve seen cranos today in school
Jack: face explodes into a million pieces and carcass disappears

Cranos

The start of fucking global warming. These types of species roam around school computers watching lesbian porn.

Pat: I hear cranos is in today
Jack: face explodes into a million bits and carcass instantly dissolves