CliTaurus

1. Noun. A creative distortion of the Astrological Sign, Taurus, describing someone who is typically of the fe'male persuation (though, can be a male exhibiting similar expressions), that can be rough around the edges and somewhat brutally forward in interactions.
1a. One who is typically associated with hailing from the planet Vulva, found within the constellations of Labia Majora and Labia Minora.

A: "OH MAN! Sorry to hear that. Was it her time of the month?" B: "No. She's a CliTaurus. A: "OH! I see. I totally understand."

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