Woodry

A magical, mystical being that can do anything. Sometimes found walking appearing as Liam Neeson, A unicorn, and sometimes the mythical "morning Wood" closely compared to the ultimate Chuck Norris, as he is his first(and three quarters) cousin. Do not make him mad, or you will never get your shoe back again.

"A wild Woodry appeared! What should we do? Bow down and serve it pizza of course! "

Holy Bolby

The sexual and emotionally involved act of tugging on one's nipple hair while orally sucking on the same person's facial hair, usually the goatee area.

Can also be used as slang for when one is amazed, often used interchangeably with phrases such as "holy sh*t!"

I would love it if you holy bolby'd me tonight.

That is a huge man beard, holy bolby!