holyboy

cute, sophisticated, sexeh, modest

"i love you Holyboy"
"Holyboy r teh pwn"
"have my babies Holyboy"

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manjinah

Incorrect variation on mangina, pretaining to the unusual elongation of a woman clitoris, thus forming a manjina

See also: mangina, maninitis and variants of this theme

Sinistrari, a Roman inquisitor of the early sixteenth century, fantasized about women with elongated clitorises raping men. He also claimed that only women with excessively large clitorises could engage in 'sodomy' with one another. If a charge was brought against a woman, competent midwives should examine her to ascertain if her clitoris was enlarged.

The spotted hyena female has a very large clitoris, such that it is often mistaken for the male. In fact, in ancient natural histories the hyena is described as an animal which changes back and forth between the two genders. Two Aesop fables are based on this idea. In Babrius and Phaedrus (Loeb Classics) 242 & 243 (p 470) a fox remarks that it doesn't greet the hyena because it doesn't know whether to address it as a male or female, and when one hyena propositions another the second replies, "Alright, but what you do to me someone else will do to you." The Epistle to Barnabus 10.7 in the Apostolic Fathers also remarks on the Hyena sex change. The reason for the enlarged clitoris is the high levels of androgens in the female pup. The androgens are necessary to keep the female pup as aggressive as her brothers; otherwise she probably wouldn't survive their aggression in the close confines of the den.

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Dempski

to smash, break, wipe out, beat, hurt, etc.

Used mostly by surfers

Surfer 1: I was gettin shacked on that 20-foot monster, and that kook cut me off and made me break my board.

Surfer 2: Dude what'd you do to him?

Surfer 1: I dempskied the kooks board over his motha fuckin' head.

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fairies

generally of uk southern origin, a fairy is someone who lives in the London catchment area or within an hours drive, thus gaining a Mockney (mock cockney) accent. Usually can be found ordering a shandy in any bar or pub and being generally offensive to any surrounding patrons in the public area. Renowned for replacing U's in swear words with A's.

"alright you fackin cant, oi'll ave a lager shaaaaandy, gav'nor!"

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WATTAGE

The ammount of light which passes between a womans legs when standing with her legs together.

She's got high milage, look at the wattage, it's blinding.

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led zeppelin

An one of the greatest bands on the stage, as well as in the studio, and the new DVD proves it :D

Dude, Led Zeppelin's live album, How the West was Won, topped the billboard charts last month until Metallica's St. Anger, an album with trash cans for drums, knocked it off. Right when all was right with the world, this happens....

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fag it up

To make something gay or feminine.

I need to go home and fag it up before my girlfriend comes over.

When Rich and Ted went to Pier One they came back home and fagged it up.

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