dipset

A Gang, crew, or group of people.

My dipset is waitin for me at the park.

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chicken scratch

When your handwriting is unreadable by anybody but yourself.

Tom's teacher complained that only Tom could read his won chicken scratch.

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crouton

My friend, Matt Campbell.

A 'floating' member of the 'cunt soup' phenomenon that is slowly gripping the UK.

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mdfk

Harsh swearing for polite surroundings

When pronounced phonetically, MDFK becomes 'mudderfucker' a simple slang abreviation of 'mother fucker', a popular insult.
therefore, M.D.F.K=mother fucker

that son of a bitch is one serious m.d.f.k

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meeyach

n. an extremely ugly creature. normally 5'8'' tall with long crooked toes and a nasty lookin face. this creature must be avoided at all costs. otherwise the result may be fatal.

Dude, that meeyach is ugly.

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freezie folly

n. a person with more than one unit of currency.

"That's the most colourful freezie folly I've ever seen!"

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yoghurt weaver

One who performs a fruitless task - you can weave yoghurt all day long and will be left with the same yoghurt you started with.

Council offices are full of 'yoghurt weavers' including Community Relations Officers, Best Value Officers and Smoking Cessation Officers

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