shitgoose

A way to describe a nuisance, or how something or someone is annoying.

1) Oh shitgoose, I have to take out the trash!

2) Teri is a real shitgoose!

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mondey a' fukun mornan

Irish derivation of the term: Oh no it's Monday morning again. I am very tired and don't want to be at work today.

<Deep Belfast accent>

Ah Patrick Top ov tha mornan to ya. Had a few toow main'y black an tan's did ya' las night?

No, ey only had a'y single jar ov porter paddy ya fukun prick. It's "mondey a' fukun mornan" that's doin it to me - to be sure!

</Deep Belfast accent>

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epyon

A measurment of time that is consumed with pain and death.

The dinosaur age was a long epyon.

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Pamplemoose

A variety of moose found in Pample, BC. Often found in the presence of the pamplemouse.

We dare not disturb the pamplemoose while it is feeding.

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keybang

turning off ignition (usually in a stickshift), let it turn engine for a second or two, and turning it back on for a cherrybomb-like report! Works best when you're beside a pedestrian!
Expect to replace your muffler...

in my friend Bob's 52 Mercury

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dumbtarded

being stupid for no good reason; as opposed to being retarded, which is a mental condition

Gigli was fucking dumbtarded.

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sajawa

when you hit your dick across your boyfriends face.

He was so upset that he sajawa michael to teach him a lesson.

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