Hershey's Kiss

The grotesque aftermath of masturbating after shitting without wiping. The masturbator positions themselves towards the back of the toilet seat to make it easier to shoot the load into the toilet, which results in a Hershey's Kiss shaped turdlet on the back of the seat

"Bro, can I shit at your place? I can't go at my place anymore."
"Why not?"
"My roommate keeps leaving Hershey's Kisses on the fucking toilet seat."

BLUH..BLUH..BLUH..

Fuck You... I ain't listening anymore.

My boss gave me some shit and i responded: "BLUH..BLUH..BLUH.."

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prosticle

Another term for a prosthetic testicle

Joe: Dude, I blew out a ball!
Brandon: What the hell?
Joe: Yeah, they put in a prosticle!