Tony Montana

The Legendary character played by Al Pacino in the movie Scarface. Tony (Antonio) was a dope slinging Cuban refugee who made it big in Miami by sellind bricks of yayo by the tonne. He is notorious for his crazy ass lines and balls of steel.

"Say 'ello to my little friend"

"In this country, you gotta make the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, then you get the woman"

"Fuck Gaspar Gomez, and fuck the fuckin' Diaz brothers! Fuck'em all! I bury those cock-a-roaches!"

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quince

A native fruit of Persia which resembles apples but has a great tangy taste. Quince is considered the fruit of love but not too many people eat it and supermarkets in North America rarely offer this delight. Best when eaten after hardcore sex, it can help to take away the nasty aftertaste of coochie eating.

When Mary visited Iran, her breakfast included slices of quince from the hotel where she stayed.

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Canadianized

To act as as a Canadian would, to adhere to Canadian customs and traditions, to have become Canadian by way of your actions. Canadians are seen as intelligent, peacekeeping, liberal potheads who love Hockey Night in Canada and have the balls to disagree publicly with American policies.

Maria: Have you checked out Pablo lately?
Lorena: No, Why?
Maria: He's become so Canadianized. He smokes BC Hydro, drinks beer and plays hockey instead of soccer. He no longer has chicharron with his breakfast, instead he eats bacon.
Lorena: Oh yeah. I heard he's changing his name to Paul

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American Football

A sport that can be played professionally by any retard who can afford McDonald's or Steroids on a daily basis and/or can run real fast. A gym subscription will also come in handy for this sport. Played on a field which is 100 yards in length, the retards tackle each other fighting over a pigskinaka the football. When one of the leaner players on the field makes it to the other team's side points are scored. This is called a touchdown. Points can also be scored by a field goal where the pigskin is kicked between two poles.

Forest kept on running and running, even after scoring the touchdown.

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Coca

Short form of Coca-Cola in Latin American countries; like saying "Coke" in English.

Haceme un trago de ron con coca.
Make me a rum and coke.

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