Merkel

verb

1) in a general sense, to screw over people of a particular background.
2) to fuck everything up and ruin things for everybody involved, including themselves.
3) to cast shame on a group of people for past wrongdoing as reason to engage in widespread ethnic masochism.

see also: swede

1) Now Merkel is merkeling again because Germany merkeled 70 years ago.
2) Don't you dare invite Hakim to my party. I've put too much time getting it perfect and he's just going to merkel it.

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