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I'm still a little rebellious but enjoy my naps. So I might call myself a "Gangsta Napper".
He was kind of Gangsta back in the day and loved his rap music. But now he's kind of settling down and enjoys his naps in the afternoon. So now he's just more of a "Gangsta Napper".
A person who is always talking trash or who has a foul mouth.
Everything out of his mouth was nasty . Every times his mouth opened or his lips parted a foul word came out... so I nicknamed him "litter lips".
Karen has become the chosen name for the entitled middle aged white woman who proceeds to make every clerks life hell and who takes a small grievance up to a Major Indignity. So many women do this who are not actually named "Karen" but fit all the traits of a prototypal "Karen. These women and/or Men may be referred to as a "Karener".
He was bitchy and peevish in nearly every situation and took the World on as his own personal "project". His name was not Karen but everyone in the neighborhood had given him the nickname of "Karen". He was in fact a perfect male version and so became a "Karener." The Phrase the "Karen Kut", known to all hair stylists as the Bowl Cut. and "Defamation of a Karener" is a popular lawsuit of the 2020's era.
"Impokent"..... Ha... I'll see about entering this into the Dictionary of Modern Slang.... Defined as the repeated Failure or inability to rise to the occasion when Poked on Facebook.... would be called "Impokent".
She poked me repeatedly on Facebook but I did not rise to the occasion and Poke her back... so she circulated the rumor that I was "impokent" .
That moment you realize you've eaten too much fiber and this Bowel Movement is going to be painful as hell. It will likely come out as a huge Dreadknot.
The coffee had kicked in, my day was going fine until I sat down for my morning BM. I immediately said to myself "oh no!....this is gonna hurt". I had eaten too much fiber and had created a Dreadknot.
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Taking a pair of pliers or vice grips to someones ball sack... and slowly twisting until their "attitude" adjusts. First suggested by an actor in a draft of Hollywood Script, "Blood on the Screenplay". 2019
You give me any more lip I'm gonna have to give you one of them "tunisian tuneups"...
The latest of internet scams happening on all the sites. The scammer could be a young lady catfishing the scammee/ victim or it might even be a Dude who has stolen photos of a hot chick and he is pretending to be that hot chick. The scammer draws you into an apparent online relationship and can't wait to meet you for sex or a "Hot time" together. The only problem is they don't have money to buy gas to get to a place where you can meet. They always have an excuse why you can't come to their place directly... usually for their own security. They press you to put money on a cash card and if you do you never hear from them again or you get 100 different excuses about why they didn't show up. They will even go so far as to pretend that they had a wreck on the way to see you and will send you photos of themselves in a hospital bed. Some will ask for a game card for the fake kids they supposedly are looking after and say it is to keep them busy while you have sex in the other room.
I was sure she was the one ... but it just turned out to be an assforgas scheme.