Juggalo

A Juggalo is a person who is a fan of the rap group ICP (Insane Clown Posse). Juggalos are insecure about themselves so they wear make-up to hide their faces from the world. They admire a group of clowns (literally) that are under the impression that they are actually insane but in actuality its an act to look “cool” and in turn Juggalos believe they are “psychotic” unknowing of the fact that actual insane people do not believe they are insane, so by them saying they are insane, you know they are not insane. They are often depressed and need a group of former school outcast’s to tell them “not to worry about what other people think” and “to be themselves”.

Juggalos run around “reppin the hatchet” which is actually just a silly meat cleaver thinking they are cool and talk about chopping people up and goofy stuff that their leader thought up while he was counting all of the money he got from these idiots who bought their records and are under the impression that a meat cleaver is actually scary. They often are so lonesome that they are desperate enough to call each other (whom they have never met) their “fam” (family).

They love the term “bitch boy” and use it frequently against their “haters”.

Juggalos often say “I could give a fuck less” because their leader (Violent Jay who is silently gay) has been heard saying it.
Juggalos even have a name for their haters called "Juggahoe's" not even realizing that they just clowned their own name.

Guy 1: "Wow juggalos are so gay"
Juggalo: "Shut up hater, I could give a fuck less what you think."
Guy 1: "so defensive"
Juggalo: "fuck you bitch boy I'll chop yo ass up"
Guy 1 " Bullets go father than meat cleavers"
Juggalo: *attempting to chop*
Guy 1: *shoots Juggafuck in the face*
Juggalo: x(

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