G value

The time taken by a person to make a woman orgasm through g spot stimulation

Mike: Dude did you hear about Tommy?
Jim: Yeah dude his g value is 5 minutes
Mike : That bitch Mckenzie sure was lucky

simpostor

When you're playing 'Among Us' as an imposter and you kill everyone except your crush.

Ben: Bruh Yellow could've easily killed red in cafeteria.
Thomas: Nah he told me before that he's crushing on her.
Ben: LOL what a simpostor.

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