Nigga Syndrome

1. A rare disease caught only by the realest; symptoms include (but are not limited to)

- the massive, sudden growth of one's sexual organs (40% increase in mass and size)

- the ruining of one's speech, whereas those infected are reduced to "ooga boogas"

- increase in strength and endurance

- the darkening of one's skin

Hey, you saw Shawn? He caught the Nigga Syndrome - hear they call that dude "Deshawn" now, and he's actually pretty chill.

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