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Lift Assistance

The assistance of urination into a bottle when trapped in a lift . One helpful fellow lends a hand to another who has broken both wrists in a freak accident and doesn't want to piss on his already stained and tired work trousers in the glass lift for everyone to see.

Andrey and Matt were stuck in a lift for nearly 30 seconds when Matt declared he needed to answer natures call. Andrey herocially offered to hold Matt's member whilst matt relived himself into a nearly empty, well known sparkling orange drink. After they were rescued from the lift 4 minutes later, Matt thanked Andrey for the 'lift assistance' and drank the contents of the bottle as a thank you.

by RNGF May 29, 2018


Nasty Gal 'NG'

A girl who frequently makes questionable decisions that climax in her deciding to have sex in public toilets (especially in the NW1 area) swallow vegetarians' jizz and encourage their sexual partners to eat their own come in a show of solidarity. They are also known to grind like they are working for tips (especially in open spaces, such as public parks) and often get referred to as NG's in street talk. Fun fact-NG's often drive MG's (trophy versions) - fancy that!

'That nasty gal 'NG' is off the hook, look at her grinding like she's working for tips and grabbing her titties for Biggie'

by RNGF May 29, 2018