patchou

Highly overrated Windows programmer.

n00b: OMG PATCHOU U R GOD!!!11
Patchou: I know, thanks :)

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frat rat

1. A greek system leech. Someone male (could be female) who is not an actual member of a particular Frat, but comes to every Fratty Function anyways. Most often these people wouldn't be accepted by the frat anyways and no one really wants them around.

FrattyFrat #1: So you think John's showing up tonight?
FrattyFrat #2: Dude, when doesn't that Frat Rat show up?
FrattyFrat #1: Shit... oh well, lets go rape some high school girls.

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miriah one off

The art of tossing off while watching the fake celebrity porn pictures of miriah carey taking it up the rim your sick friend has sent you, usually putting them in a folder and watching them as a slide show, leaving both your hands free to attempt to catch the imminent waterfall.

Dude, fuck off a minute, im bursting to miriah one off.

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wikko

a similar term to wicked but slightly easier to type

'That band were great!' ' yeah they were totally wikko'

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Swotley

A strange creature. Resembles many other strange creatures. Wears Rugby or Cricket Jerseys for upper clothing and jeans for lower. These jeans usually smell. Is a member of the "Elite Cult Against Drugs And Drink". Often seen rummaging around local bakers. An expert in the making and consuming of Stake Beaks. His diet varies but consists of one day of storing chocolate in his system. When enemies are near, he release a strange odour. Victims claim it smells slightly of a mixture of bacon, cheese and shit. His personality is mixed. He composes songs such as 2004's hit track Better Place, from The Whirlwind EP. During 2003 and 2004, he was thrown out of two bands and failed to form many. 2004 became the year he was classified as a monster. He can be seen at many pubs, bakeries and music courses for wash ups. During 1998, he attempted suicide using a paper scissors. The idea being to cut off his finger. His attempts failed and his first transfomration into the monster began. Currently understood to be desperate for a female in his species.

A: Jesus Christ! What is that smell!
B: Oh god! WE ARE BEING ATTACKED BY SWOTLEY!

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swinette

A fictional musical instrument made by stretching two hairs across a pig's ass.

Usually used to piss off someone who is bothering you:
"Why don't you go play a swinette?"
"What's a swinette?"
"Two hairs stretched across a pig's ass, shithead!"

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faringdon

Boring little village with nothing in it but houses and stoners.

Fancy trecking to faringdon to get some bud. I need to get wasted and Faringdon has loads of dealers

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