tampon popsicle

what Angelina Jolie eats

yum this is a good tampon popsicle


billy bob:"that's it I'm divorcing you"

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White Volcano

is the process of laying on your back, filling up your asshole with baby powder or any other similar product and blowing a tremendous fart creating a white cloud similar to the Mt. St. Helens eruption. Also known as torking except substitute baby powder with flame. Very popular amongst drunk irish

skip stephens coming home drunk as hell after a larger mexican dinner. He wil then fill up his anus with powder and blow out his O-Ring sending a large white plume into the air.

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moustache water

The perspiration of a moustache which is caught by the tounge and swallowed.

Geraldo Rivea survived on moustache water in the Iraqi desert.

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alarm clock

A method of waking up at a specific time, ususaly accomplished by the satanic sound of screaming souls.

I threw my clock at the wall the other day, now it's broken.

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Cascadia

The Region covering Oregon, Washington, and British Columbia. Also wanting to become its own country, and seceed from the United States. If so, it will be a nation of tree-hugging liberals.

Let's go to Seattle, Cascadia this weekend to attend the "Save the Pine Needles" rally. Then let's go to Portland, Cascadia to protest, because we are liberals, we have nothing else better to do.

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Hardees

Good Food Bad service, in other words it sucks

Person 1: "I thought you were going to a fast food place, you've been gone an hour"
Person 2: "I did"
Person 1: "Where?"
Person 2: "Hardees"

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colbas

Macedonian origin meaning the males reproductive organ / penis.

eg. "toi imat golem colbas"
that man has a large penis

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