fake punt

A sexual act in which the male is doing a female doggy style, pulls out, and spits on her back. The woman then thinks the guy shot a load on her back, but when she turns around, he blows it right in her face.

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tuckus

A non-offensive description for a human posterior.

Boy, isn't that girl's tuckus hot?

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teevee

word used when not explaining what was said to Adam

adam:what were you guys talking about?

others:We were talking about teevee........?,.,.,

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uptown

Adjective. Literally referring to the high class area of town, Uptown can generally be used as a positive adjective in any situation.

"these shoes are uptown"
"this beer is uptown"

or...

Rob: "hey Cott did you get some poon-tang last night?"
Scott: "Why indeed I did kind sir! It was motherfucking UP-Town!"

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DaddyDoesDoggie

Used when your Papa is into poking animals. Originated around 13-14th century when the Church was coming into prominence. Getting laid was an impossible task and promiscuity was quite prevalent. And they had too many horny daddies to account for. Many Brits, took to doin' animals on their farm and brought the tradition to the Americas in the 18th century. Still alive in certain regions of this country.

Many a fathers in West Virginia and Ohio are into DaddyDoesDoggie.

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blackccent

When white people talk like black people. black accent

1. Justin Timberlake
2. Eminem
3. John Cena
4. Pink
5. Christina Aguilara

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cockleberry

one who eats berrys from the cock

look at amwakx hes one dirty mother fuckin cockleberry

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