dirty present

pulling out and coming all over a girls chest and face.

Susie wasnt on the pill so i had to give her the dirty present.

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xchasr

A low and loud silver ford falcon, Once upon a time was very low, up until getting defected by the law enforcment agencys.

Damn cuz, Check out xchasr man, he be bumpin them dang ghetto rap again!

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Deucer

Deucer- A female weighing over 200 pounds.

Mary is a deucer; she weighs over 200 pounds.

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go for the rhino

Began after a competition to fling a shoe off of one's foot and hit one of those things little kids ride on that bounce around, shaped like a rhino.

Used to commend someone on a continued good effort; when one wants to attain a certain goal or task. Especially an extremely difficult one.

Jimmy: "Hey Maxwell, I've studied three hours for the Exam!"
Maxwell: "That's great Jimmy, go for the Rhino!"

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cuckold

a man in age only, in all other ways a boy whose wife turns to other men to satisfy her womanly needs that her husband can't

Rob has a really small penis and just can't take care of Kristi's needs but she's finding real men who can. So she's just making a cuckold out of Rob

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Spooch

The female genitalia

My cat licked her spooch

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ham sandwich on rye

a jewish girl's private parts

Ari spread his mayo over her ham sandwich on rye

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