Rural Dictionary

An idiotic and naive reference to any motorcycle that resembles the famous line of motorcycles from Kawasaki. More accurately termed sportbike. Sometimes called crotch rocket as well. Often inaccurately lumped together as a group of any non-cruiser motorcycles.

Dude:Hey baby you wanna go for a ride on my motorcycle
Chick: That depends, Is it a Harley or a ninja bike?

by ROB February 27, 2006

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young tree

as in young boul or young bull or young buc

let me holla at u young tree

by ROB December 19, 2004

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Swotley

A strange creature. Resembles many other strange creatures. Wears Rugby or Cricket Jerseys for upper clothing and jeans for lower. These jeans usually smell. Is a member of the "Elite Cult Against Drugs And Drink". Often seen rummaging around local bakers. An expert in the making and consuming of Stake Beaks. His diet varies but consists of one day of storing chocolate in his system. When enemies are near, he release a strange odour. Victims claim it smells slightly of a mixture of bacon, cheese and shit. His personality is mixed. He composes songs such as 2004's hit track Better Place, from The Whirlwind EP. During 2003 and 2004, he was thrown out of two bands and failed to form many. 2004 became the year he was classified as a monster. He can be seen at many pubs, bakeries and music courses for wash ups. During 1998, he attempted suicide using a paper scissors. The idea being to cut off his finger. His attempts failed and his first transfomration into the monster began. Currently understood to be desperate for a female in his species.

A: Jesus Christ! What is that smell!
B: Oh god! WE ARE BEING ATTACKED BY SWOTLEY!

by ROB April 17, 2005

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